Do you take tea or coffee?

Sometimes as an escort, you get asked the most unusual questions. I used to work as part of a team of Twickenham escorts, but moved on once I got married. I now do some extra hours to fill my day on the front office desk of a leading Twickenham escorts agency of https://charlotteaction.org/twickenham-escorts. It is quite fun working in the front office, and it is certainly a totally different ball game from being an escort.

 

You need to be able to deal with gentlemen callers who have never dated escorts before, and only see escorts such as Twickenham escorts, as sex objects. We are not just sex objects, and we will not have sex with you. Twickenham escorts are sexy companions just like many other escorts up and down the country. The concept of being able to have sex with escorts have drifted in somewhere along the way, but it is not true.

 

Anyway, now that I have got that off my 34E chest, I am going to tell you about some of the unusual things that I have been asked over the last few weeks.

 

Yesterday I had a very well spoken gentleman caller on the liner. You could immediately tell that he was a very nice guy, and keen to meet the right girl. I went through all the different Twickenham escorts who fitted in with his requirements, and he was very straightforward to deal with. We narrowed the choice down to two Twickenham escorts, and finally decide on a nice girl called Charlotte.

 

As I was completing all the final details, and going through arrangements with him, he suddenly said: “Can you tell me, does the lady in question take tea or coffee?” I must admit I was a bit taken back by the question but noted immediately that Charlotte was Polish. I said that the young lady was Polish, and I think that a lot of Poles drink coffee. Ah, he said, I will bring some of my favorite coffee.

 

It turns out that the gentleman caller owned his own tea and coffee company, and we ended up with a lovely basket of different coffees and teas in the office after his date with Charlotte. And yes, Charlotte drinks coffee.

 

Hot or Cold

 

All our gentlemen callers are told that they need to turn up for their date without being drunk, and that they need to take a shower on arrival. One gentleman this week who had never dated before, seemed a bit concerned about the concept of the shower. I am very straight taking so I asked him what the problem was with having a showers.

 

Well, it turns out that he is one of those people who is very sensitive to water temperature. It mustn’t be too hot nor too cold. I explained to him that he would be able to regulate the temperature of the shower himself, and that his choice of Twickenham escorts would not set the shower temperature. He seemed to be under the impression that the girl would set the water temperature, and that he would not be able to do it himself.

 

I tell you what, I love my new job and it is true what they say – there is nothing as queer as folk!

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